Mentally Handicapped Artist

Loca update

2006-11-21T13:36:00.000-05:00

So now I am being monitered as to what I do on a daily basis. Listen I'm not a child. And the best part is that I tell her what I am doing then I get two to 5 e-mails, all with urgent requests on them. Why ask me what I'm doing if you already know you want to give me work. Then have the nerve to complain that my work takes too long to complete. F you! I'm so over this chick it's not even funny. I'm about to blow her spot up totally and it will totally take her by surprise. She needs to stop pushing me, seriously.

Loca Update!

2006-10-26T11:03:00.000-05:00

So after my converstaion with her I sat and thought about it for a few days and I set-up a confidential meeting with the Director of my HR Department. I felt that she threatened my job and I can't lie down and take that. So I'm prepping what I want to discuss with her. I am taking this very serious. I can't afford to be out of a job right now. No one really gets fired from this union, at best I would be moved, but something has to happen to her and I will make sure that it does.

Loca!

2006-10-24T08:32:00.000-05:00

So I was out on Friday and of course my boss always sends me e-mails to annoy me when I'm out. So after I read it I was livid! I had to speak to her but I had to have my ammo ready. I finally went in to speak to her and we cleared the air. But in a round about way she told me that things are happening within the organization and that changes will be made. And she doesn't want to have to make some hard decisions. SO I will oblige her and play her game but in the meantime I will start networking and see if I can move to another area. I will not be made a fool of simply because you as a director or ineffective, last minute and a pot smoking freak. Yeah I said it and if push comes to shove, legal and HR will know and I won't be the only one out! Don't f@&* with me, I always win.

MHA may purchase first home?

2006-10-19T09:49:00.000-05:00

Yes it's true, I may be purchasing my first home. We saw a co-op for sale in my building and went and saw it. So we put a bid in and just yesterday we were pre-approved for a mortage and are now awaiting the banks letter to give to the broker. So hopefully if this all goes well, we may be proud home owner's by next month. I hope so I want something so bad. But if it doesn't that's cool also. So as I know more I will let you all know.

"Deep Trance"

2006-10-18T15:41:00.000-05:00

So this page is suppose to be for me to express myself artisticlly. So here I go, another older piece but very good. I hope you enjoy, remember it's inspired by true events in my life....

“Deep Trance”

Free flowing, techno-orgasmic, hip gyrations, looking around at the bodies in motion and the song saying,

“Let the music move ya, let the music groove ya!!!!”

Banjee boys, vougin’ queens and muscle bound shirtless wonders are all around for as far as the eyes can see.
Eyes peering, hands groping, people bouncing up and down, while I slowly make my way to the bar for another drink.
Thumping beats, rhythms that that stir the soul and once again the DJ’s shout,

“Work it out, boys and girls”

Whirling lights, a phat silver slinky, and a little plaid skirt swaying to the motion of its wearer.
X, K, Coc, and Crys Meth are all floating around freely. I’ve known them all, and someone leans over and says,

“Honey!! You got a split up the side or some gum for me?”

High and low are quickly seen from a glance around the room Water bottles seem to congregate next to bags along the stage.
Some one comes and slaps an iridescent sticker on my shirt, and the bartender says,

“That’s from him at the end of the bar!”

A guy and girl walk by and I let out a little chuckle, for she’s leading him around by a chain from his dick! I think to myself,

“Oh!!!! That MUST hurt!!!!”

Mind’s a wandering, tempo’s groovin’, and my body goes numb. I take a deep breath, and I feel like jello, cherry flava I’m told.
Baby tees, baggy jeans, and little silver hair clips adorn that of a pasty white femme fatale.
Music playin’, platform shoes, and me in the middle of it all. I can’t seem to make-out anything. Oh Shit! The floor isn’t there anymore!
Hearts pounding, mindsa’ racin’, and I reach out for some help. Something solid grabs hold of me and I feel safe again. Everything I was, am, and will be was no more.
Pigtails, glow sticks, funky glasses, and mixed drinks in the hands of an overly done drag queen. She leans over to kiss me hello. I tell her how fierce she looks and she replies with,

“Oh really, well who knew!!!”

It all seems like a dream to me but when I come off my high, oh boys look out! The music stops, lights go on and everyone makes a mad dash for the coat check.
Numbers exchanged, shirts come out of back pockets, and get pulled over muscle bound Greek God-Like bodies.
As we take a hit for the road, my body starts to shutter. I start to sing to myself some funky little tune I heard sometime last night. I think it’s by Kristine W? Oh she is sooooo fabulous but I’m not sure.
We slowly make our way up the stairs; they seem to go on forever. I wave goodbye to my club family. I kiss the bouncer goodbye and say,

“Mira, te veo el prioximo sabado aqui a las dies!!!”

And with that the doors swing open, and in perfect unison the sunglasses come on, and we hail a cab.
Penn Station is flooded with club goers from all around. All waiting for the 6:25 AM train. I start to dose off as the train starts to move, next thing I know the conductor is waking me up saying,

“Hay, your home kid, wake up!”

Oh bed never felt so good! Later that night at work, my thoughts seem to float back to those thumping beats, grinding bodies, and plaid skirts swaying in the wind.
Those were some crazy times!!!

02.97

Back In The Day

2006-10-18T09:08:00.000-05:00

Do you remeber back in the day....
When you used to spend hours on a time making mixed tapes off the radio. Lipsyning the words to your favorite songs in the mirror. Practicing you best Micheal Jackson impersonation in your room. I could do everydance move from the Billie Jean Video. I miss those days.. just reminesing, ahhh.....

Sad for my lord and master DL.

2006-10-16T14:58:00.000-05:00

For those of you that know me and my circle of friends. I love DL & TCU above all. They are wonderful people and I wish them nothing but the best. A terrible thing has occured this weekend. Davey, DL's cat passed away on Saturday. That man loved that cat, I am heart broken. He was a good cat. Unfortunately his little body could not handle this life anymore. All I want to do is go up there and hug DL. For more specifics please read TCU's blog @:

Love, sympathy and regret.

MHA drastically shrinks, oh no!

2006-10-03T15:04:00.000-05:00

So to all that know me I have been struggling with my weight since like forever! So recently i have been forcing my self to stick to a strict diet and as of 10/02/06, it's finally paying off. So yesterday I had off from work and I decided it was a nice day so I went for a walk, I walk about 30 blocks and was dead tired from it. So anywho, I wanted to go to Century 21 to shop but it was closed. So I went to the GAP instead, and tried on cloths a size smaller than I have been wearing. To my surprize they were baggy, so I went for a size smaller and they fit, wonderfully. I started yelling and jumping. The sales clerk had to come and investigate. When I told her why I was acting that way she congratulated me. I was so happy and am now rejuvinated in my efforts to get thinner and healthier. Just thought I would share! Ciao@!

GEORGE MICHAEL ARRESTED AGAIN!

2006-10-03T14:09:00.000-05:00

Drug caution for singer Michael

George Michael was found in his car in north-west London
Singer George Michael has been cautioned for possessing cannabis after being arrested in north London.
The 43-year-old star was arrested on Sunday after motorists called police to report a car causing an obstruction at traffic lights in Cricklewood.

Police confirmed the driver was arrested on suspicion of being unfit to drive and drug possession.

He was later cautioned and released on police bail pending further inquiries on his fitness to drive.

Police said an ambulance was called and Mr Michael was taken to a west London hospital as a "precautionary measure" after he was arrested.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "At approximately 3.22am on Sunday morning officers were informed of a stationary vehicle with a driver inside causing an obstruction at traffic lights in Cricklewood Lane near its junction with Hendon Way, NW2.

"Officers arrested a 43-year-old man on suspicion of being unfit to drive and possession of a controlled substance believed to be cannabis."

A spokesman for Mr Michael did not comment on the arrest or caution.

In February Mr Michael was cautioned by police for possessing cannabis after being found in his car at Hyde Park Corner, central London.

The singer recently embarked on his first live tour for more than 15 years, with the UK leg due to begin in November.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5397930.stm

why me?

2006-09-27T11:50:00.000-05:00

So this is total crap, my boss has a training today and she came late. She's know about this for at least 1 month. Her excuse was that he mom was in a car accident and she was up talking to her. When she came back from her vacation last month, she tought she had west nile. It turned out to be streep throat. Then before that it was something else. She always has an excuse or there is nothing, no apology, nothing. I am so far past all this crap it amazes me. I now know the real reason for her issues. I found out this weekend that my boss is into refer madness! That's right folks, it explains alot about her behavior. Why me? Why do I always get the bosses with issues?

2006-09-25T09:17:00.000-05:00

We were on a staff retreat from Thursday to Sunday. Wish I had been home. I was having problems with my back and a migraine that lasted three days. The migraine was so bad that I was vomitting on the way to the PA. Oh yeah and the company van broke down 5 miles away from the location so we had to get towed to the location, get it towed to the repair place, then towed back. This was a very expensive ordeal and with me not feeling well I did not want to be there. Also I had to deal with the fact that two of my co-workers are vegans and so most of our meals consisted of no meat, I was in hell. I am a carnasour to the end and that on top of every thing else made it very painful. UGH!!!! Back to the office today, back is still bothering and I have class tonight. So I am in pain, tired and missing my bed. What a combination huh?

No one's here!

2006-09-19T08:42:00.000-05:00

So my boss is in Buffalo for the next two days and then we go away for a staff retreat to the Poconos! That she be so blah! I may fake a migraine and take a nap! LOL!!! Okay so no one is here! I blasting Marc Anthony and loving it!

Headache!

2006-09-05T16:17:00.000-05:00

I am here with a headache for the last week. Not sure if it's me or all the crappy weather. I have to go see the nuerologist and see what they make of it all. I am so not in the mood for all this crap.

I am so over all the last minute crap I do here. My boss is so not a director, she's a cool person, but as a boss she sucks major culo!

On a lighter note, I have been dieting and I lost 14 lbs in the past 7 days. I'm going off of it for a few days and the beginning again on Saturday. If I keep this up I will reach my goal with the next 3 months. Then I'm off to the gym to get my muscles and then I can start showing off the body. I told my partner to watch out! LOL!

P-Town, my wonderful vacation:)-

2006-08-21T15:59:00.000-05:00

I just want to say that P-Town, is my new favorite gay vacation spot ever. We went with another couple and a lesbian. Then we met another single friend there along with his cousin and boyfriend. AM, were recovery and breakfast, then we spent most days on the beach, which was like a mile and half walk just to get to. Of course we gays have to find the most secluded, out of the way beach to go to. It was a cute beach, cute boys, some not so cute boys, naked boys and a few other activites in the dunes, huh? Not that I saw or participated in the activites, but my hornball friends told me about them, I looked but saw none, LOL! We would have lunch, hang out a few more hours. Then head over to the Tea Dance on the Peir and then over to the Pied Bar for the After Tea dance, then head back to the house to rest, shower and either cook or go out to dinner. Then after that we would go for a few drinks, the Wave Bar, The Vault, The Porch Bar, then head over to the A-House for more drinks and dancing. We danced all night at the A-house and my friends, hornball friends made specticules of themselves on the dancefloor. I was disgusted with the way they were being. I had not thought of them in that way but I see now they are not the perfect couple I had thought them to be. Anyway I digress.

I was so happy I had fought hard to loose weight before I left and it paid off. I was slimmer by 16 lbs. And it really showed. I had a bartender, a dj, a professor and some misellanious twinks hit on me. I was so gassed! So anywho I had a great time we are trying to see if we can get the same place for next year, but the next week which is Carnival Week. The Cape's version of pride. I hope we can make it happen.

2006-08-18T08:31:00.000-05:00

Sorry I was in an all day staff meeting, then had to leave early to go to the doctors, dermatologist. SO that they can tell me that they can't help me and that I have to go back to my PCP, so I called there and they told me to come in and they would squeeze me in. I got there at 3:40 PM and was not seen until 6:05 PM, I finally left his office @ 6:40 PM. I started off by telling him that I love him and I think he's a great doctor, but that when I get this rash cleared up I can no longer come to see him. That I was told to come in and they would squeeze me in. Then I am waiting for about an 1 1/2 hours and I get told that since I am a walk-in I have to wait till' all his other appointments are done before I can see him. I was so pissed and when the doctor came up I told him what happened. Then they finally moved me to a room where I still had to wait another 1/2 hour, I was about to leave when he came back. Then I gave him my speech. So he looked at the rash, looked at the test results from the dermatologist, he started looking it up on the computer and said that since I look rather healthy and I am not experiencing any major symptoms, AKA, if this gets worse I will start to experience liver and kidney problems going into failure, WHAT?! SO I said that he had to do something for me. So looked again and the course of treatment when it gets worse is to put you in Oral Steroids, Prednisone 5 mg, I start off taking 12 and then each day reduce it by one until they are all done. He said that this should help clear it up. But just in case this doesn't then he gave me a referral to see a rheumatologist. I am at my wits end.

So I started the meds last night and I awake to pain wrenching cramps and when I stand I immediately have to go, churls. I was on the toilet for over an hour, then again before I got in the shower. So I am here miserable at work wish I had stayed home, but feeling guilty because I left early yesterday and then never came back. So that is why I am here, I know I'm being stupid no one else here cares but you know me I want to always want to do the right thing. If the churls continue I will leave early.

So for those of you that do not know I have a condition known as, "Leukocytoclastic Vasculitis". Basically what this is, that I had contracted the strep throat, and when I finally got over it, my body was still creating the antibody that fights it and since it was not present, it turned on my skin and causes this horrible rash. I was mortified to go on vacation like that. But actually the salt water and sun helped clear it up so that it was almost gone. Then literally the day I was coming back it started to flair up again. The next morning I woke up to find it all over my legs again. I cried! So now I am on the phone with the rheumatologist, and they have hung up on me twice in 5 minutes. So I called back and asked to speak to the office manager, the girl asked why and I told her that I am a new patient trying to schedule and appointment with the doctor and that I was transferred twice and then hung up on after speaking to about 4 people. That if I can't get better help then I will go back to the referring phyician and ask to see someone else. She apologized and offered to help me herself. Thank you Alicia, so now on the 31st I go to see him, if this hasn't cleared up.

Yes this is not fiction, this is my stemming pile of a life!

Vacation

2006-08-04T10:40:00.000-05:00

So I leave tomorrow for P-Town and I can't wait. I am so over this place and so looking forward to spending sometime in the sun. I plan on getting as dark as possible. I AM SO OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Fun in the sun here I come!

Birthday Month!

2006-07-27T09:53:00.000-05:00

So for those of you that know me, this month of July so special to me. Most of my immediate family are born in this month. My Day on the 13th, my brother & I on the 20th, my nephew on the 25th and finally my mom on the 27th. Until my nephew was born it was too funny that we were all born a week apart on the same exact day of the week. I was always amazed by that. So anywho, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!

Insane in the Workplace!

2006-07-23T14:01:00.000-05:00

So this is the 411! We have the huge major conference beginning on Thursday, it is now Sunday and I am in teh office trying to get some of the work done. To my dismay the server is down and I am unable to work. So I have saved all the documents given to me so far, 3 out of 10 workshops, onto a travel drive and will take this home to begin formatting. They have known about this for 5 to 6 months and everything was been late. All these documents should have been in to me by Friday so that I could have had it all ready for Monday photocopying and Tuesday shipment. I had to give my shift away at my part-time job so that I can be here all day and all night tomorrow. If you hear a scream around 2:00 PM, know that it's me ging nuts here. Let's hope I get some assistance or I will crack under the pressure and have to get ghetto and start cursing people! I am beyond, horrified! This is my life.....someone please take me out!!!

DIET DIET DIET! Part Duex

2006-07-23T13:58:00.000-05:00

Okay so here's teh update I have lost a total of 19 LBs on the diet and have 20 more to go, then I am hitting the gym with a vengence. I go on vacation in two weeks P-Town here I come. My belly has gone down considerably and my pants sigh in relief. So it's almost time to go shopping for a skinner wardrobe!!! I can't wait.

Proud Papi's

2006-06-13T10:34:00.000-05:00

So as of Monday we are now the proud parents of a 1 year old Shih Tzu, her name is Ginger/GiGi and she's adorable. A friend of ours got her because the owner couldn't have her fighting with her other dog. So now we have her. He is just adorable, when I finally take PICs I will post them for all to see. I wil warn you now her previous owner gave her a horrible haircut and so we are waiting for her to get acclomated to us and then we are taking her in two weeks to the groomer. Then she will go once a month, as we want her hair to grown in some, so she can look beautiful. She is still alittle skidish around people, even me, can you believe it. But any was she's our baby and that's all that matters, ciao!

TCU Alive & Shopping

2006-06-09T08:29:00.000-05:00

I was so relieved to hear that all went well with the surgery. I know that things got complicated but they all worked out in the end. She is making a slow recover but will back to tip top shopping shape in no time. In the mean time she can shop on-line.

TCU, under the knife!

2006-06-02T11:12:00.000-05:00

So today TCU is going in for surgery and I am scared and calm all at the same time. Scared that they will find something major, but calm because I feel that it will all go just fine. I am praying for you, and awaiting the Dark Lord's call. Besitos y mucho amor.

DIET DIET DIET!

2006-05-30T14:21:00.000-05:00

Okay so I have been getting heavier in the last few months and am finally really doing something about it. I joined a gym, have done for like a month and then stopped going. So now I have to call the doctor and see if he'll write me a note so that I can get out of my gym membership. I know that is bad but I have to do it. I will be starting classes next week and I will not have the time. I will be working two jobs and then going to school.

So this weekend I started this diet that my mom has been doing. it's a fat burning soup diet. It's not that hard and you can eat all day. Hey if you don't cheat you can loss from 10 to 17 lbs after 7 days. I am on day 4 and yesterday on day 3, when I weighed in I had already lost 8 1/2 lbs. SO I am on cloud 9!

Holiday

2006-05-26T11:10:00.000-05:00

Well everyone have a wonderful Holiday weekend. I will be relaxing at home and hanging out with friends. I'll be back on Tuesday. Ciao!

Oh yeah here enjoy Ryan...

One more...

2006-05-25T10:30:00.000-05:00

Just something to look at.

2006-05-25T10:18:00.000-05:00

Enjoy the view!

Rant !!!!

2006-05-25T09:45:00.000-05:00

So I was helping the husband send pictures to an old friend of his and I cc'd him on the e-mails so that he would know that it worked. When he tried to open the PICs, it came up thru fax viewer something or other. It gave him the option to view more PICs. This was odd to me seeing as I had attached every PIC separately and not used that program. Well short story is that when he started scrolling to see what else was there, he found miscellaneous logos and tons of outrageous porn that I had never seen before in my life. I was in shock. All her did was yell and argue with me. So if anyone can help me I am trying to find a way to clean my PC of all traces of miscellaneous crap, so that this does not happen again. If not my next step is to get ride of all internet access until I am able to get a PC, that is clear of all crap. HELP ME PLEASE!

Useless Facts About Myself

2006-05-12T13:41:00.000-05:00

Useless Facts About Myself

Azathoth, Editor-in-Chief of Blind Idiot God, started this, Recovered Believer & TCU copied, and now I am jumping on this bandwagon too! SO I am a copy cat at least I can admit it!

I'm 5'4" and 3/4's and I have one leg that is slightly shorter than the other. I will be getting orthodics soon enough to correct that issue.

I have a fraternal twin brother. I am 6 minutes older.

Anne Rice, Dean Koontz, Clive Barker, JK Rowlings and a few other fiction writers are my favorite authors.

I am often mistaken for an Asian boy, Filipino or a Chino Latino.

I don't bite my fingernails, I get manicures or I just do them myself.

I wake up on Saturdays to watch cartoons.It'ss my favorite day of the week for that reason, and that reason alone. I actually watch cartoons all day. Well unless I have to work that AM.

I buy and read comic books.

I love the "GAP"

I love ketchup and Mayo on French Fries

I have asthma bad, but hey it hasn't gone away and probably never will.

I once wore a cow patterned vest in the mid 90's. When I realized it was too tacky I gave it to a school mate.

I have two tattoos but want at least 3 more.

My first girlfriend kept breaking up with me and then turned to men. When I told her she was heartbroken.

Biggest Regret: Not continuing my love of art.

Best Memory: The first time I kissed a guy. I acknowledged that I was okay. That and having sex with a bouncer on the bar at the now defunct, "Uncle Charlie's"

Worst Memory: Being kicked out of my house for being gay.

Friend who "gets" me: Brenda and Mary. My two hags and sisters.

I was always the nicest kid in my class

I suck at all sports.

I love my mothers cooking above anyone elseÂs. And I mean that!

Best Attribute: Kindness

Worst Attribute: Stubbornness

Favorite new possession: IPOD Video

Favorite old possession: The Husband - aka, "OBS" (LOL!), my drawings and my bottle full of rain.

Favorite relative: My mom, then my sister, then my little brother, my dad and then my twin.

Favorite Celebrity I've met:Rupaul, she was too nice and gorgeous/flawless.

I love my husband very much, even when he works my last homo nerve!

I fiercelly loyal to my friends.

I love Marc Anthony, even if he married that women!!!

I write poetry and short stories

I am a voracious reader

I am completely crazy, but that is why people love me.

I turn 32 in July

I dream of being famous you know since I already am FAB-U-LOUS! LOL! I'm Serious!

I love myself! Please see above!

I wish my tan skin was darker, just two shades thou.

I was 14 when I had my first sexual encounter with a man.

I like had fun dressing in drag fHalloweeneen, I was the prettiest girl of the bunch.

I love Porn! Dark Lord and I would be directors in another life. Or at least get paid for watching acritiquinging it.

I love horror and B-movies and watch them any chance I get.

I can watch TV and movies for days on end.

I was a bonifided Club Kid for a few years.

I came out senior year in High School

My favorite Drug is ecstacy.

I wish the people I love would never die, never ever.

Best vacation spot I have been to: Saint Marteen

Favorite teacher: Ms. Adler and Mrs. Gleeson. Ms. Adler was my grade school english teaher and she inspired me to keep writing my hearts desire. And Mrs. Gleeson was my high school art teaher and she taught me so much about my 1st love art.

If I was gonna have anybody at the table for a dinner, I would want: Anne Rice, Christopher Rice, Kathy Griffin (Love her), Rupaul, Lady Bunny, Lipsinka, Charles Bush, Colton Ford, Blake Harper, Jeff Stryker, Joey Stefano (RIP), Aiden Shaw, BJ Slater, Chase Hunter, Brad Patton, and other various porn stars, Harry Potter, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Juliana Margolis, Eric McCormick, Matthew Fox, Rachael Ray, Tyler Florence, Joy Behar, Mario Cantone, Mary J Blige (Love that diva!), Whitney & Bobby (just for the Drama alone!) and Jenna Jameson (If I was a lesbian or a straight man I would so do her!).

2006-03-27T12:54:00.000-05:00

SUV Falls into Sinkhole
(03.27.06 - AP) — A sports utility vehicle driving in Brooklyn collapsed into a large sinkhole after a water main break caused the street to give way early Monday, authorities said.

The driver of the SUV, who was not seriously injured, exited the car on her own and later went to a local hospital to be treated for shock, said Fire Department spokesman Brian Conlon.

Inside the 12-foot-wide hole, the vehicle, barely visible from street level, was resting on top of a gas main. Crews were waiting for the gas to be turned off before removing the SUV, said Ian Michaels, a spokesman for the Department of Environmental Protection. It was unclear if the pipe had ruptured.

The damage to Fourth Avenue in Bay Ridge was probably more extensive than was visible, Michaels said.

"It's unlikely that the only part of the roadway that was damaged was that car-shaped hole," he said, adding that water seeping from the 8-inch pipe could have been washing away dirt beneath the roadway for days.

Emergency contractors would break up the road to determine the extent of the damage, Michaels said.

Service on the R subway line was suspended along Fourth Avenue between 36th and 95th streets.

I had a heck of a time getting in this AM. There was a water main break at 73rd & 4th in Bay ridge. So now that's on the 4th Ave Train Line. That's by me I'm on 72 and, well that's close enough. So they stopped all trains(R my line) form 95th to 36th streets. So I tried to caught a bus (20 minutes), then I went home and got my husband up to drive me to 36th street, I could caught a train from there. He did that and when I got there a local train came by but I wanted to wait for the express. So I did that and then the N express train came by, so I got on that. Right as we pull out of the station we get stuck behind a D express train that was expierencing brake issues. So I we were behind that for 25 minutes. Then as we're waiting a pregnant woman started not feeling well and a Slavic women wanted to pull the emergency brake. We all had to stop her and explain it to her. I finally got into work at 10:30 AM It was such an ordeal. next time I'm just taking a sick day and staying home.

Only me, would someone send me this...

2006-03-27T12:41:00.000-05:00

My friend is just way to graphic no matter what time of the day it is... read from an excerpt from her last e-mail to me 12:51 PM, Monday afternoon, NYC.

so, i did my 8k walk yesterday. i almost didn't make it because i had some spicy diarrhea yesterday morning. you know, when you eat something really hot and spicy and it comes barreling thru your sphincter, burning all that sensitive tissue. omg, i thought i was going to pass out on the toilet! but, we went to the walk and my co-worker/friend, sally, and i walked it. i kinda underestimated 8k. i thought it was 3.63 miles, but apparently it's over 5 miles. i'm a dork.
and i'm way out of shape! i made it, but it got hairy there for a bit. there were a couple hills i wasn't prepared for! hehehe...anywho, i pick up alot of info on more walks. i'm not ready for running yet. plus, i like the walks because you can take your dog with you on most of them. adam drove me there, but he didn't walk, he wasn't dressed for it. so, he stood on the sidelines with his latte and breakfast sandwich cheering us on. what a geek! hehehe

Yoga

2006-03-16T11:56:00.000-05:00

So two weeks ago I took my first Yoga Class. It was very good and I enjoyed it very much. I am going again, today and hope it's as enjoyable as the last one. It was hard work, my body is not used to bending that way. I just came back from my second class. It was very good, hard, but good. I was in a few positions that made me feel very vunreable (ie.. Happy Baby), but it was a good streach and I am learning the poses. Not getting them all right but the insturctor is good about correcting you and teaching you the correct way.

Why am I here

2006-03-14T11:22:00.000-05:00

So I woke up with this wicked stomach pain and it hasn't stopped since. I've been having a major case of the Churls and the medicine I'm taking isn't working. I am still in pain and am considering going home early, we'll see.

Top Ten Part Duex

2006-02-24T13:19:00.000-05:00

I spent the other night downloading new videos onto TOTO and so here we go with this weeks Top Ten:

1.Usher:U Don't Have To Call
2.Ashlee Simpson:Pieces Of Me -I know she's a total fake, but I like this song, Blah!
3.Marc Anthony: Tragedy - My future ex-husband!
4.Mary J. Blige: Real Love -I know I was on an old school kick on this one
5.Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam:Can You Feel The Beat - I LOVE FREESTYLE!
6.Eurthmics:I've Got A Life -Annie Lennox Rocks!
7.Brownstone:5 Miles To Empty
8.Anastasia: Why'd You Lie To Me
9.Alejandro Sanz:Cuando Nadie Me Ve -I never say this video, it's very Euorpean, HUH!
10. Alicia Keyes:Karma

IPOD TOP TEN

2006-02-15T12:42:00.000-05:00

SO I HEARD FROM CU LAST NIGHT THAT SHE FINALLY RECEIVED HER IPOD NANO. SHE WAS SO HAPPY AND I WAS SO HAPPY FOR HER ALSO. SO IN TRIBUTE TO HER I HAVE STARTED MY OWN LIST, I WILL ONLY BE DOING THIS ONCE A WEEK. I HAVE THE IPOD VIDEO - SO THIS LIST ONLY HAS VIDEOS, BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL HAVE MUSIC TOO OR JUST MUSIC.

1.CULT OF PERSONALITY-LIVING COLOUR
2.GOLD DIGGER-KANYE WEST F/ JAIME FOX
3.GET RIGHT-JENNIFER LOPEZ
3.BECAUSE OF YOU-KELLY CLARKSON
4.I'M OUTTA LOVE-ANASTASIA
5.NOTHING REALLY MATTERS-MADONNA
6.BEAUTIFUL - SNOOP DOGG F/ FARRELL
7.LA TORTURA - SHAKIRA F/ ALEJANDRO SANZ
8.DON'T SPEAK - NO DOUBT
9.BE WITHOUT YOU-MARY J BLIGE
10.SHUT UP-BLACK EYED PEAS

1000 lb man

2006-02-09T10:06:00.000-05:00

So I get home last night and I am forced to watch a portion on the Dr. Phil show about a man that is almost 1000 lbs. I was then asked questions if I felt the same as him, that I should get some exercise, that I should start to eat better, etc... I was horrified and I told him so. So now, I see that, I an viewed as a morbidly obese man. I get thin and then the wife will be in trouble. I was hurt, then I had to think about his mentality and his intentions. They were to try and motivate me, but I was thinking that we here in the US and in this day and age, always try to make things better by scaring others into things. Well I said my peice now it's time to go and eat my organic yogart and my salad. LOL!

It's Official, I'm sick.

2006-01-12T14:00:00.000-05:00

So I had to leave work yesterday to go to see my doctor. So I finally get to se ehim and he confirmed it. That I am offically sick, I have a case of Bronchitis and an Ear Infection. So that is why my chest hurts and it's hard to breath. The best part is that since I'm on probation, I have no time to take so I have to come to work sick. Wait it gets better, my co-worker is also out sick and so I have been covering for her and doing my regular work. I can't caught a break, dang it! Why me?

Wilson Cruz

2006-01-06T14:46:00.000-05:00

Okay so I know this may come off stakerish, but I love Wilson Cruz. Ever since, "My So Called Life" aired on August 25th, 2004. I have so identified with his character on that show. I was that fat, gay kid, and well still am, but just a whole lot more stylish now. I have been watching, "Noah's Arc" on Logo, the first gay cable channel. Loves it that we now have our own channel. And he had such a great part. He's so skinny and mature now, I love him even more. Someone help me, I sooo want to meet him. Calling all fellow mo's, hook a sista up. LOL!

Monday January 2nd. 2006

2006-01-03T13:59:00.000-05:00

So I am here at work extra special tired. I wish I was home, I have not been fully rested since Thusday of last week. I had a party at my house for New Year's Eve. So I was prepping since Thursday. I was cooking for 3 days, I was cooking up until 15 minutes before people started showing up. OS I had just enough time to shit, shower shave and then get dressed. It was a nice turn out about 20 pl. We all had a good time. There was this one guy that we did not invite, who was a guest of a guest. So let me tell you the whole story.

My my husband's friend's ex co-worker from Chicago came into and so Tony wanted to bring him to the party also. We said it would be fine. Then they called that day to say they were going into the city for dinner then coming to the party. We get a phone call two hours later that they had been in a car accident on the FDR. The were on their way home from the hospital. So Tony's friend deceides that after he drops Tony off, after the several Vicodim that he was given at the hospital, that he's coming to the party. This guy shows up and we're all scared. He looks like Trailer Park Trash, he's all scruffy, dirty fingernails, and super casual wear. You's think that you would at least try to dress up alittle for a party, right/ Of is that just may super gay sensiblity kicking in???? So we try and make him feel welcome. But as we quickly realize he just talks and keeps talking. And then adds his two cents in about everything. He knows it all and has done it all so he can comment about anything. WHATEVER! Then he has a tendance to repeat what you had just said a few minutes earlier. So he got real old real quick, he was soooo OVEA! Everyone had left by 4:00 AM and he was still there. We had a coupole that was sleepingf over and we were trying to clean up to set-up there sleeping arrangement. My friend Nick finally had to tell him to go. Thank god for over direct people like him.

So now I am just waiting for Tony to tell me that he is fine and I or my wife will tell him about his friend. Who to me is not really a friend.

TRANSIT STRIKE 2005

2005-12-21T12:18:00.000-05:00

So Transit Stike 2005, is a huge disaster! I have been so put out by this. The MTA just needs to do their best and meet the new contract agreement asap! I was out from 8:30 AM and didn't get to work until 1:00 PM. It was horrible. I took the ferry to Whitehall Street, which is the end of Brooklyn and the beginning of Manhattan. Then had to walk from there always to work. It took me over 2 hours to walk here. I was soooooooooo tired by the time I got here to work. So the sooner this strike is over the better!

Long Time No See....

2005-11-03T09:52:00.000-05:00

I know it's been a long time since i logged on and wrote anything. Alot has happened... I got ahfull-time position at my job, I was depressed for a few weeks, I had an opportunity to purchase my co-op(which she renigned on and I am sad about), Am having severe stomach issue, I dressed in drag for a Halloween party and am going to see Fiddler on the Roof tonight at the Minskoff Theater. So that's it in a nut shell.

Tuesday

2005-09-27T14:17:00.000-05:00

So I had the runs yesterday, so I left work early and started to feel better. Later last night I was feeling better I actually had a few pieces of thin crust pizza. My friends came over we had a good time. I got a hair cut, was feeling fine, then at 2:50 this morning it started again. I was horrified! But like the trooper that I am I am still here at work. I am tired andmy stomache is sour now. I hope to be going home soon.

Here's to the evening being better and me not waking up like this again tomorrow.

Monday, Sept.26th

2005-09-26T14:31:00.000-05:00

So I am here at work moving these insannely heavy boxes and light boxes also, making phone calls and running to the bathroom.

I woke up with stomache issues and came in late today. I was suppose to be in the office at 7:30 AM but wasn't in until 8:40 AM. And it hasn't stopped all day, it comes and goes so I am going to go home as soon as my co-worker comes back to the office. I shouldn't even had come in today. I should be home in my bed.

Day After Labor Day

2005-09-06T09:58:00.000-05:00

I is here, my fellow Bloggers! I wish I was home in bed for like another 3 hours. But hey the bills won't pay for themselves. Speaking of bills i have to write those out today. I hate that. SO I am here dealing with nothing of great importance. I am getting computers working, phone-line installed and documents updated/printed/faxed/copied/e-mailed to various people. I am so over work already.

History Lesson

2005-09-06T09:52:00.000-05:00

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

Cherry Once Again

2005-09-02T11:43:00.000-05:00

So I am back but with a new name and a new mentality - LOCO!

Loves It!